As we’ve passed more than half of the challenge and have written a full month’s worth of blogs (31 not including this one), we shall take a small intermission. Feel free to go refresh yourself, have some beverages and the regularly scheduled program will continue tomorrow. Stay tuned!
In the mean time, here are a few words from our sponsors:
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